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One time at band camp i stuck a flute

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One Time At Band Camp I Stuck A Flute

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In a movie called American pie a guy is trying to get a date for the prom after jizzing his pants live on the internet and blows having sex.

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Jim : Yes. Michelle : Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? You know what I do when I'm angry?

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Jim : Yeah, that's pretty much it. Michelle : What's my name?

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Wear them both. Hell, that's what half of band camp is.

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Michelle : Now, I have 2 rubbers. Jim : Sure. I learned to do that at band camp.

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I just play some Bach on my flute. Jim : Hold on, Inseminoid birth scene. Michelle : This one time, at band camp Michelle : So, you're pissed about something, huh?

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